Need pimp names for a costume party, a joke, or just for laughs? You’ve come to the right place. We’ve put together a huge list of names that are silly, smooth, and downright hilarious.
This list has over 580 names. You’ll find funny ones, cool ones, old school picks, and even names from your favorite movies. Pick your favorite, share it with friends, and get ready to laugh.
Pimp Names
- Sir Velvet Hustle
- Duke of Swagville
- Lavish Mahogany
- Smooth Operator Tony
- King Cashmere
- Big Daddy Mink
- Slick Earl Grey
- Don Diamond Tooth
- Reverend Fancy Pants
- Count Chocolate Cane
- Baron Von Bling
- Major Mack Daddy
- Sugar Ray Charm
- Professor Pimpington
- Captain Candy Apple
- Lord Lavish Lane
- Mr. Midnight Mink
- Chief Cool Breeze
- The Honorable Hustle
- Sultan of Swag
- General Gold Tooth
- Wizard of Whiskers
- Bishop Bling Bling
- Ambassador Aftershave
- Marquis de Moolah
- Earl of Easy Money
- Viscount Velour
- Smooth Sergeant Sly
- Doctor Diamond Dash
- Reverend Rich Threads
- Mister Moneyclip
- Captain Cool Cash
Best Pimp Names
- Velvet Vandross
- Big Poppa Platinum
- Smooth Daddy Suede
- Cashflow Charlie
- King Cobra Kane
- Mink Coat Marvin
- Silk Road Solomon
- Top Hat Tyrone
- Goldtooth Gary
- Diamond Back Dre
- Pretty Boy Profit
- Hustle Man Henry
- Cadillac Curtis
- Gator Boots Gerald
- Champagne Chuck
- Iceman Isaiah
- Velour Vincent
- Boss Hogg Bernard
- Money Bags Marlon
- Sugar Daddy Sam
- Smooth Talkin’ Slim
- Diamond Mike
- Cool Hand Cory
- King Pin Kelvin
- Fancy Free Franklin
Famous Pimp Names
- Iceberg Slim
- Goldie
- Bishop Don Magic Juan
- Fillmore Slim
- Rosebudd
- Charm
- Snoop D-O-Double-G
- Mack 10
- Pimp C
- Too Short
- Sweet Jones
- Silk
- Lovey
- Bowlegs
- Gorgeous Dre
- Royal Flush Ronnie
- Diamond Crown Dexter
- Slick Move Marcus
- Big League Leon
- Top Dollar Tobias
- Smooth Sailing Sam
- Golden Touch Gary
Pimp Names from Movies
- Slickback (The Boondocks)
- Goldie (The Mack)
- Sweetback (Sweet Sweetback’s Baadasssss Song)
- Bishop (Friday Foster)
- Smitty (Hustle & Flow)
- Skinny Black (Hustle & Flow)
- Velvet Jones (SNL)
- Cleophus Jones
- Ray Ray (Norbit)
- Pimp Tucker
- Diamond Dan
- Dollar Bill (Players Club)
- Mr. Wong (Norbit)
- Sweet Sweetback
- Goldmember (gag entry)
- Player Hater Paul
- Slim Charles
- Snoop’s Cousin Cane
- Pimp Daddy Calloway
- Velvet Jones Jr.
- Bishop’s Brother Bart
- Hustleman Hank
Cool Names for Pimp
- Slate Gray Stanton
- Smoke Trail Sherman
- Diamond Edge Dexter
- Iron Fist Isaiah
- Black Ice Bishop
- Velvet Shadow Vance
- Cool Steel Curtis
- Onyx Overcoat
- Shadow Silk
- Midnight Mercedes
- Diesel Diamonds
- Cobalt Cane
- Obsidian Earl
- Phantom Fedora
- Velvet Viper
- Stealth Suede
- Crimson Cane Carl
- Jet Black Jasper
- Ironclad Isaac
- Steel Toe Stanley
- Granite Gerald
- Titan Tuxedo
- Chrome Dome Charlie
- Blackout Bobby
- Thunder Threads
- Razor Sharp Reggie
- Stone Cold Cane
Funny Pimp Names
- Pimpin’ Pennywise
- Sir Sweats-A-Lot
- Daddy Long Legs Larry
- Cheesy Cheddar Chuck
- Funky Fanny Pack Fred
- Pimp Daddy Doritos
- Mister Mismatched Socks
- Sweaty Palm Sam
- Big Booty Judge
- Lil’ Stinky Pete
- Captain Cargo Shorts
- Pimp Daddy Crocs
- Velcro Velvet
- Pimpin’ Pringles
- Slick Rick the Stick
- Sir Sunburn
- Funky Cold Medina Marvin
- Pimp Daddy Dollar Store
- Mister Microwave Mink
- Captain Crusty Coat
- Pimpin’ Pop Tarts
- Daddy Day Care Dave
- Sir Snaggletooth
- Pimpin’ Pickle Juice
- Funky Flip Flop Frank
- Pimpin’ Pop Sicle
- Sir Stinky Cologne
- Funky Flannel Frank
- Daddy Drywall Dave
- Pimpin’ Pancake Pete
- Mister Mothball Mink
- Sweaty Suit Sammy
Funny Pimp Daddy Names
- Daddy Cool Whip
- Pimp Daddy Pretzel
- Funky Daddy Fanta
- Daddy Disco Ball
- Pimp Daddy Pajamas
- Daddy Dollar Menu
- Pimp Daddy Pop Rocks
- Funky Daddy Flapjack
- Daddy Doo Wop
- Pimp Daddy Pickleball
- Daddy Disco Dave
- Pimp Daddy Pumpernickel
- Daddy Day-Old Donuts
- Funky Daddy Fondue
- Pimp Daddy Polyester
- Daddy Tuesday Tony
- Pimp Daddy Payday
- Daddy Garage Sale Gus
- Pimp Daddy Coupon Clipper
- Daddy Comeback Carl
- Bunny Hop Bishop
- Gumdrop Gary
- Snickerdoodle Sam
- Jellybean Jerome
- Lollipop Leon
- Cupcake Curtis Jr.
- Buttercream Bobby
Baddass Name Ideas for Pimp
- Maverick Mahogany
- Reaper Ray-Ban
- Venom Velvet
- Savage Silk
- Apex Aftershave
- Renegade Ruby
- Phantom Fang
- Cobra King Cole
- Wolfpack Wallace
- Blaze Boulevard
- Rampage Ricardo
- Vortex Vito
- Inferno Isaiah
- Switchblade Sterling
- Grizzly Gold Chain
- Hawkeye Hustler
- Outlaw Onyx
- Diesel Death Stare
- Tank Top Titan
- Nitro Nathaniel
- Brimstone Bishop
- Warpath Wallace
- Stormbreaker Sterling
- Hellfire Hubert
- Ironside Isaiah
- Bonecrusher Bishop
- Nightstalker Nate
Unique Pimp Names
- Quillon Quartz
- Zephyr Zoot Suit
- Marrakesh Marv
- Indigo Imperial
- Cinnabar Cecil
- Vellichor Vance
- Saffron Sterling
- Obscura Orlando
- Petrichor Percival
- Loxley Lavish
- Calliope Cane
- Ambergris Anton
- Tannin Theodore
- Marzipan Mack
- Quicksilver Quentin
- Halcyon Hugo
- Solstice Sterling
- Ephemeral Earl
- Cascade Calvin
- Nebula Nathaniel
- Tundra Theodore
- Mirage Marcus
Old School Pimp Names
- Daddy Rabbit
- Slick Willie
- Mack Daddy Maurice
- Lover Boy Leon
- Smooth Sam the Man
- Gentleman Jim Cane
- Cadillac Joe
- Diamond Jim Brady
- Suave Sonny
- Tip Top Tyrell
- Pretty Tony
- Big Daddy Otis
- Silky Sylvester
- Cool Breeze Calvin
- Velvet Voice Virgil
Black Pimp Names
- Goldwax Garnell
- Onyx Earl
- Mahogany Marquis
- Ebony Earl Grey
- Sable Sterling
- Charcoal Charm Charlie
- Cocoa Butter Curtis
- Coal Black Cane
- Midnight Mahogany Mo
- Chocolate Thunder Tyrone
- Ebony Empire Eddie
- Onyx Crown Curtis
- Mahogany Mansion Marv
- Sable Throne Sam
- Coal Diamond Cole
- Midnight Royalty Mike
- Velvet Throne Vance
Pimp Name List
- Buttercup Bandito
- Diamond Dust Donnie
- Velvet Curtain Vance
- Cane Sugar Carlos
- Top Shelf Tobias
- Mink Stole Mitch
- Glitter Glove Gus
- Polyester Paul
- Sequin Sam
- Tassel Tony
- Feather Boa Floyd
- Rhinestone Randy
- Velour Vernon
- Brocade Bruce
- Satin Sheets Stevie
- Chinchilla Chad
- Fedora Frankie
- Spats Spencer
- Walking Stick Walter
- Top Hat Trevor
- Pinky Ring Pete
- Gold Tooth Greg
- Mustache Wax Marvin
- Pocket Watch Percy
- Slick Comb Sidney
Pimp Name Puns
- Pimp Hendrix
- Pimp Daddy Mercury
- Pimp Daddy Warbucks
- Pimp Daddy Long-Legs
- Pimp Sinatra
- Pimp Daddy Cool
- Pimp Daddy Igor
- Pimp Daddy Kringle
- Pimp Vader
- Pimp Daddy O’Lantern
- Pimp My Ride Reggie
- Pimpernel Pete
- Pimp Daddy Casanova
- Pimp Possible
- Pimpasso
- Pimp Daddy Lasagna
- Pimp Daddy Caesar
- Pimp Daddy Beethoven
- Pimp Daddy Da Vinci
- Pimp Daddy Lincoln
- Pimp Daddy Houdini
- Pimp Daddy Picasso
Pimp Names Girl
- Lady Lavish Lane
- Duchess Diamond
- Foxy Francesca
- Velvet Valentina
- Cherry Bombshell
- Silk Stockings Sasha
- Honey Comb Holly
- Diamond Lil
- Sugar Walls Wanda
- Mink Coat Monica
- Cinnamon Spice
- Goldie Locks
- Ruby Red Lips
- Champagne Charlene
- Velour Vixen Vera
Pimp Names from the 70s
- Disco Daddy Dwight
- Funkadelic Frank
- Soul Train Sammy
- Boogie Down Bruce
- Afro Pick Andre
- Bell Bottom Bobby
- Platform Shoe Pete
- Lava Lamp Larry
- Groovy Gary
- Roller Disco Ray
- Mood Ring Marv
- Shag Carpet Sherman
- Velvet Bell Vincent
- Funk Master Marv
- Soul Patch Sammy
- Wide Collar Wendell
- Velvet Vest Vincent
- Eight Track Eddie
- Disco King Dexter
- Polyester Prince Percy
- Funky Town Freddy
- Soul Glo Solomon
Pimp Names Male
- Maxwell Mahogany
- Donovan Diamond
- Sterling Silkwood
- Lance Lavish
- Bartholomew Bling
- Reginald Ritz
- Cornelius Cane
- Augustus Aftershave
- Theodore Top Hat
- Percival Platinum
- Harrison Hustle
- Dominic Diamond
- Sebastian Silk
- Frederick Fancy
- Nathaniel Noble
- Alexander Aftershave
- Montgomery Mink
Female Pimp Name
- Madame Mahogany
- Empress Ebony
- Queen Quartz
- Lady Lush
- Sapphire Sovereign
- Foxy Felicia
- Cherry Cordial Coco
- Honey Hustler Harlow
- Sapphire Simone
- Pearl Necklace Patty
Pimp Names with Meaning
- Solomon Silk (wisdom + smoothness)
- Augustus Gold (greatness + wealth)
- Maverick Cane (independence + style)
- Sterling Trust (genuine value)
- Phoenix Plume (rebirth + flair)
- Atlas Aftershave (strength + sophistication)
- Triumph Tuxedo (victory + class)
- Felix Fortune (luck)
- Valor Velvet (courage + smoothness)
- Magnus Mink (greatness)
Unisex Pimp Names
- Cash Lavish
- Royal Onyx
- Sterling Cane
- Phoenix Platinum
- Storm Velvet
- Jet Sterling
- Blaze Mahogany
- River Gold
- Sage Silk
- Quill Diamond
Pimp Nickname
- “Smooth”
- “Silk”
- “Cash”
- “Slick”
- “Mink”
- “Goldie”
- “Suave”
- “Cane”
- “Velvet”
- “Hustle”
- “Lavish”
- “Charm”
- “Diamond”
- “Sly”
- “Mack”
Theme-Inspired Pimp Names
- Bacon Bling Barry (food)
- Waffle Cone Wallace (food)
- Cobra King Cole (animal)
- Peacock Percy (animal)
- Moonwalker Marv (space)
- Saturn Ring Sterling (space)
- Pirate Booty Pete (pirate)
- Treasure Chest Tony (pirate)
- Wizard Robe Reginald (fantasy)
- Dragon Scale Dimitri (fantasy)
- Neon Nightclub Nate (nightlife)
- Disco Ball Donny (nightlife)
- Casino Chip Carlos (gambling)
- Royal Flush Rufus (gambling)
- Galaxy Glide Gus (space)
- Cheeseburger Charm Chuck (food)
- Lion Mane Leo (animal)
- Buccaneer Bishop (pirate)
- Spellbound Sterling (fantasy)
- Jukebox Jerome (nightlife)
- Blackjack Bishop (gambling)
- Velvet Rope Vincent (nightlife)
Cute Pimp Names
- Puddin’ Pop Paulie
- Snuggle Bug Sam
- Cuddle Cane Carl
- Honey Bear Harold
- Sugar Bear Sterling
- Marshmallow Marv
- Cupcake Curtis
- Teddy Bear Tony
- Sweetie Pie Stevie
- Cinnamon Roll Calvin
Norbit Pimp Names
- Lova Lova
- Sugar Pimp Norman
- Mr. Wong’s Cousin Wendell
- Pimp Daddy Norbit Jr.
- Rasputia’s Rival Ray
- Buster Baxter Bling
- Mr. Dollars Norbit Style
- Pimp Daddy Strawberry
- Sweetness Norbit
- Mr. Wong Wannabe Wesley
Pimp Named Slickback
- Pimp Named Smoothride
- Pimp Named Goldchain
- Pimp Named Caneswagger
- Pimp Named Silkysleeve
- Pimp Named Furcollar
- Pimp Named Toothshine
- Pimp Named Hattrick
- Pimp Named Coolstride
- Pimp Named Suedeshoe
- Pimp Named Charmtalk
- Pimp Named Ringfinger
- Pimp Named Walksmooth
- Pimp Named Glasshine
- Pimp Named Stepright
- Pimp Named Talktrack
- Mr. Wong’s Nephew Norm
- Pimp Daddy Pineapple
- Sweet Tooth Sterling
- Rasputia’s Cousin Ray
- Pimp Daddy Pancake Norbit
- Buster’s Big Brother Bart
- Lova Lova Jr.
Fantasy Name Ideas for Pimp
- Lord Velvetclaw
- Sir Goldscale
- Duke Shadowmink
- Baron Moonsilk
- The Enchanter of Swagdom
- Wizard Charmweaver
- Prince Obsidian Cane
- Sorcerer Sterling
- Knight of the Velvet Order
- Archmage of Allure
- Sir Goldenrod
- The Velvet Sorcerer
- Duke of Diamondmoor
- Keeper of the Cane
- Lord Silverstride
- The Mahogany Mystic
A–Z Names for Pimp
- Ace Aftershave
- Baron Bling
- Cadillac Curtis
- Diamond Dexter
- Ebony Earl
- Fancy Frederick
- Goldtooth Gus
- Hustle Harold
- Iceman Isaac
- Jackpot Jerome
- King Kelvin
- Lavish Leonard
- Mink Marcus
- Neon Nathaniel
- Onyx Otis
- Platinum Percy
- Quartz Quincy
- Ruby Reginald
- Silk Sterling
- Top Hat Theo
- Urban Ulysses
- Velvet Vincent
- Whiskey Walter
- Xtra Lavish Xavier
- Yellow Gold Yusuf
- Zoot Suit Zachary
Tips for Choosing the Perfect Pimp Names
Picking the right pimp name can make all the difference. Here are some easy tips to help you choose one that’s perfect for you.
Keep it short and catchy. A good name should be easy to say and easy to remember. Long names lose their punch fast.
Match the vibe you want. Going for fun? Pick something silly. Want cool and smooth? Choose a name with style and class.
Think about where you’ll use it. A party name can be wild and bold. A name for work or family events should stay light and clean.
Pair a fun word with a name. Mix something flashy, like “Velvet” or “Diamond,” with a regular name like “Tony” or “Sam.” That’s the basic formula.
Say it out loud first. If it makes you smile or laugh, you’ve found a winner. If it feels awkward, try another one.
Avoid anything offensive. Skip names that target real people or groups. Keep it fun for everyone, not hurtful to anyone.
Make it your own. The best pimp name reflects your personality. Don’t be afraid to tweak a name from our list to fit you better.
FAQs
What is a funny pimp name?
It’s a silly, made-up nickname that sounds smooth and over-the-top. People use them for jokes, costumes, or just a good laugh.
Where can I use these pimp names?
You can use them for parties, costume nights, social media, or as a joke name for friends. They work great for icebreakers too.
Are these names based on real people?
No. Most are made up just for fun. A few are inspired by movies or pop culture, but they’re meant to be playful, not real.
Can girls use pimp names too?
Yes! We have a whole list of girl and unisex names. They’re just as funny and fit anyone looking for a laugh.
What’s the difference between old school and modern pimp names?
Old school names have a classic, smooth vibe from the 70s. Modern ones are quirkier and use today’s slang and humor.
Can I create my own pimp name?
Absolutely. Just mix a fancy word with a common name, like “Velvet” plus “Tony.” That’s really all it takes.
Are these names appropriate for kids or work events?
Most names here are silly and harmless, but always check the list first. Pick names that fit your crowd before sharing them.
Conclusion
That’s a wrap on our huge list of funny pimp names. With over 580 options, you’re sure to find one that fits your vibe. Whether silly, smooth, or old school, there’s something here for everyone.
Use these names for parties, jokes, or just to brighten your day. Share your favorites with friends and see who gets the biggest laugh. Come back anytime you need a new name to try.
